tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54061652024-02-28T13:23:27.733-05:00Organized ChaosA blog of ramblings about entertainment-related stuffRob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406165.post-70498989348640562462007-07-21T18:15:00.000-04:002007-07-21T18:34:48.974-04:00Harry Potter and the End of the FranchiseWell, the biggest meal ticket Scholastic ever had is now officially over. Oh, there'll be paperback editions for years to come, and tie-in editions for the final two movies. But no longer can Scholastic count on J.K. Rowling to deliver another behemoth.Rowling, of course, has enough fuck-you money to never write another word for the rest of her life. She's been saying she'd like to write Rob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406165.post-1156694586901663212006-08-27T11:53:00.000-04:002006-08-27T12:14:58.190-04:00It's only a ripoff...On September 26, the indie horror film Chaos arrives on DVD.Here's Vern's hilarious review of the DVD. ("This is the best review anyone has ever written," says Moriarty, and he may just be right.)And here's Roger Ebert's appalled review of the movie itself. (See also his article about the filmmaker's response to his review, and his response to their response.)Now. The guys who made Chaos insist Rob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406165.post-1156549542307879742006-08-25T19:39:00.000-04:002006-08-25T19:47:01.016-04:00It's pronounced jo-WAN-ow.Once upon a time, back there in the late '80s and early '90s, Phil Joanou was considered one of the hot up-and-coming directors. Three O'Clock High. U2: Rattle and Hum. State of Grace.Today? A football movie starring The Rock.Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Current hotshots like Wayne Kramer and Brett Ratner might want to take note.Rob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406165.post-1155818684795382632006-08-17T08:34:00.000-04:002006-08-17T13:02:59.976-04:00Separated at birth?The problem with casting Ben Affleck as George Reeves in the upcoming Hollywoodland isn't that he lacks the acting chops — it's that he doesn't look a damn thing like Reeves. As you can see, Reeves had that lumpen, Dad-like '50s look. Affleck is simply too chiseled and slender and, well, modern, no matter how much weight he puts on.Now, this is more like it: Michael Shannon, who played the MarineRob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406165.post-1072560353342339522003-12-27T16:24:00.000-05:002003-12-27T16:26:55.796-05:00I'm baaaaaack.
Or, I will be. When the new year comes in, Organized Chaos will be back to provide you with daily doses of entertainment-related sarcasm. Rob Gonsalveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09865378329497471750noreply@blogger.com